NG, I hope you're doing ok buddy, sending healing vibes, hope to hear from you soon!

Hey guys! Thanks so much for thinking of me
Yes, my foreskin is still intact at the moment. HappyAss, thanks for remembering that, ummm, I think...
I've had a few unexpected things come up recently, so I've been busy lately and unfortunately haven't had much time to stop and catch my breath, but not much going on where the sun don't shine, at least. Hope everyone here is doing well! Hopefully once things kind of blow over, I can return to lurking here 24/7 again hahaha.

Hey NG!
Glad to hear you doing OK. :D
Had everyone a bit worried I think!

Hey sphincter dinosaurus rex! Long time no see :) Yeah it's been a bit bumpy lately due to some things with my son (who has cerebral palsy) and I's health, but so far nothing too crazy. I definitely haven't forgotten about my poor fellow ass-problem-sufferers here

Nice to hear from you, and good to know that the bleeding ass hasn't gotten worse! Wishing you "strength and honor" with other life issues!

NG,
It's so good to hear from you. I've been thinking about you.
I hope your little one is doing okay now:)
Glad to hear your butt is behaving. I lost your email when I emptied my inbox on here. I was going to try and write you. You feel like family after so long... You helped get me through some hard, scary times.
Take care :)

NG,
I'll ask Dwight to remember you son in his prayers. (in a general way) If there is anything specific he can pray for let me know.

Awww thanks! If y'all keep this up I'm going to start blushing... Can blushing cause fissures? I've heard they can be constipating
Seriously, I appreciate all of the well wishes SO much. It's good to know you all are out there when things get a bit bumpy. May everyone's 2011 be filled with rainbows and soft, fluffy poops

yay, NG is in da house!
so good to hear from you NG.
i'll put in some prayers for your little one 2. i hope he is enjoying time with dad!
not that i had your penguin tailoring on my mind but i remember that when we january LISers were sharing our dates, you brought up your penguin surgery.
i tell you, my penguin is keeping his big oversized tux on! i think i would rather have like 5 LIS and colonoscopy combos than 1 foreskinectomy!
anyway, good news to hear u r in tact.
and that your bum sounds like it is on the mend.
definitely good news.

HappyAss, my penguin actually felt a little left out of the January LIS wave man :) Misery loves company and I actually really was hoping to get my little snip-snip done while you all were going under the knife too. Just feels nicer knowing that other folks are out there recovering from private parts surgery, ya know? Kidding aside, I don't think the penguin is going to keep his jacket on much longer. Hopefully I'll have a "surgery buddy" when the time finally comes eh.