OK this is probably going to be a dumb question, but are there any fast food y'all know of that you'd consider fissure-safe? Or at least less dangerous than most?
I'm starting to think that if my damn fissure isn't going to heal anyway, maybe one day I may as well just totally go to town and stuff my face full of fast food and then wash it down with a few pints of beer. You know kind of go into a "screw it!" mode and blow off some steam, feel and live like a normal person if only for a few hours. I'm sure there will be hell to pay afterward, but at some point, for at least a few moments, one has to feel like one has control over your own life!
With that in mind, what's better and worse for fissures on the fast food spectrum? I'm thinking beef patty products like hamburgers won't be so great, but what about things like Taco Bell (maybe the ground beef is easier to digest?), Filet O' Fish sandwiches from McDonald's, french fries, KFC grilled chicken, etc.?
Any feedback from you brave fissure sufferers who have dared wander into the final frontier of fast food would be awesome. Btw I only just discovered all the previous threads in this Diet & Supplements section and the excellent information they contain, it's like a treasure chest in here. If my local drug store gets cleaned out of their supplies of these products this evening, they should pay you guys commission!