You have taught a history of parenting class.
T/F
I will get a haircut today if I am lucky.

No-just parenting.

I think you will get a haircut if you are lucky.

t/f
I will sh*t only once today if I am lucky

Toot, I am sorry to hear that! I think you will only go once today! (IHTGAEFUS!)
I think you will get a haircut today.
T/F
I am in communication with Toot's "designer."

Crap just singularly, tootie.
Talk to Tootie's designer.
I hope for a haircut.
T/F I will be in Atlanta over the weekend.

You will be in Atlanta over the weekend. I liked hearing your voice on the video.
T/F
I have a tear in my retina.

I hope it is false that you have a tear in your retina!

What are you and my designer talking about?

I regularly send my kids over to the neighbors to eat dinner
The neighbors regularly send their kids over to my house for dinner

I think i missed a post
I do suck ....My thumb !!!
Cheryl - You have no tear in your retina ??
Tootie i think you have the kids in for dinner ?
T/F - DD is in big trouble when she gets home ?

No, thankfully, no tear in the retina. That is why I had to go to the eye doc yesterday to get my eye checked out as I have been having "flashes" in my right eye.
I think DD is going to be in trouble. What did she do??
T/F
My son got a job offer yesterday.

What did she do?

What are you going to do about your pants? I hope you are being nice to my designer! I still have work for her to do for me!

I think your son got a job offer yesterday!

I ate my all bran buds yesterday
I felt so bad I skipped them

I am being very nice your designer!! She might make a pair of pants for me like the ones I am currently wearing to pieces (literally). She is a cool cat. I didn't tell her how I know you, but did share with her that I had been drinking Ensure to gain weight and that I have IBS.
Just rest, Toot, and relax. Are you stopping your Miralax and MOM?
Trick question--I haven't talked with my son to see how the job interview went. I tried to call him last night, but he is busy studying for 4 tests this week. That sounds horrible!! I'll let everyone know if I hear anything.
I think you skipped your buds yesterday.
I am going out to lunch with a friend today.
I am going out to lunch with my husband today.