Big Brother has Anal Fissures Uk & USA
He who shall not be named!!

Big Brother is soooo funny this year! Especially when Jedward threw the garlic jelly at that cat!
My grandson was kneeling down and colouring in for ages, then he started crying, yelling "his feet had gone fizzy!"

I'm glad we can still smile n laugh - even if we r in so much excruciating pain.
God bless each and everyone here.. Thank you so much for ur help in dealing with this. Hugs

Stopped at 7-11 for a protein drink before work... Young attendant freaked out when he saw a Metallica tattoo on my wrist and immediately flashed the same tattoo on his shoulder.
Normally this isn't a big deal, but his incredible enthusiasm made me laugh in surprise. He was so happy to see someone else with the same tat!

Waking up from a dream that I had landed up on a ship with a Danish crew, fallen asleep, and the ship was sailing out of the harbour. Had a good giggle at the thought.

i heard my cat throw up this morning and by the time i got up i couldnt find puke pile anywhere then i saw the dog licking her lips and realized where the puke went. ewwwww lol

my girlfriend was wondering why i keep leaving two chairs by the toilet. i stand on them to squat

My FIL is sick and my son likes to watch tv upstairs with him, when we told him to let pop pop rest and to come downstairs with us he so no ill stay here and pop pop can go to his room!! Lol

I have two sites I check on Facebook and this one. Had to laugh when i thought I check my face book and arse book. xx

Hearing on the local radio, that it had been decided NOT to call a new scratch-card a 'Quickie' due to people finding it offensive. Wonder what bright spark thought of the name in the first place.