Hi everyone.
I am now about exactly 24 hours post-op. I thought I would give you a rundown of my surgery day.
I was admitted to pre-op at 6:30am. Tired as I was, I couldn't think of sleeping in there because of my anxiety over what was to come. My wife and daughter (who is an OR nurse - not mine - mind you) were there to keep me company. Well, I'm not sure how supportive they were, they made all the butt jokes they could while we waited. They were great though. I was really glad I could laugh about this. It's better that thinking doom and gloom.
They wheeled me into the OR at about 8:55. They gave me some sedative through my IV to relax me and I was a little loopy when we got there but I remember my CRS telling me how he wanted me to position myself when I flopped on to the table from the gurney. Last thing I remember was my CRS telling me he was going to put some tape on my rear and felt that go on. Next thing I remember is that I was back in the same room I started in and my wife and daughter were there already. I looked at the clock and it was 9:37. The nurse had a glass of ice water, a glass of cranberry juice and a blueberry muffin sitting on the table in front of me. I don't usually like those crappy highly processed pastries but that was the best muffin I can ever remember eating and they warmed it up too. I was starving. No pain, no nausea, nothing. I was feeling great. Thank you drugs and anesthesia.
They gave me a vicodin before I left. No incidents on the ride home. We had to stop at the pharmacy to pick up my pain meds and some numbing cream. I waited in the car but really felt fine. When we were almost home I started to get really loopy from the vicodin. Started seeing stars and sweating. I really hate that feeling so I havent' taken another vicodin. My wife told me I just needed to "flow" with it but I hate the no-control feeling. I wasn't really in pain anyway at that point.
Just took it easy and laid on the couch watching tv all day. The local anesthetic took forever to wear off. Much longer than when you have dental work done. Having a numb butt is a bizarre feeling. Also, I had no control over any gas that would come that way. Luckily I was at home before that started or I would have been really embarassed. I took 600mg of ibuprofin every 4 hours. I also took a few sitz baths which are a great relief for the discomfort. I really had no intense pain. Just really sore down there. The local anesthetic started wearing off sometime in the late afternoon. I noticed that I could finally control the gas and also I really started to feel the incision area. There wasn't any sharp or intense pain, just a general soreness and discomfort from the incision. I didn't sit up much at all. In fact sitting typing this is the most time I have sat up since yesterday in the waiting room. I could get up and down easy enough but walking around seemed to irritate things so I limited it.
The ibuprofin kept the pain at bay without a problem. I went to bed last night feeling about the same as I did all day. Now, at this point, I still had not had a BM since the early morning of the day prior to my surgery (Thursday morning). That bothered me a little because I knew my next one might be a little hard to pass. I hadn't eaten much but still, I was a little scared. I woke up about 2am with the same soreness and a dull pain that was a little more than I have had. I thought I would have to give in and take a vicodin but I thought I would jump in the tub really quick to see if that would ease it and it did. I took some more ibuprofin and went back to bed and haven't had that pain since. Baths are a wonderful tool here (in my case anyway).
Well this morning I finally had the urge to go. I went in and just stripped down because I was going to jump in the tub as soon as it was done. As I feared, my BM was big a little hard, and I had to push to get it started. I also think I was so scared of the pain that I was clenching and couldn't releax. To my surprise I had very little discomfort once it started to go and no pain or burning after. It was really nothing compared to what I had been through with my AF. Still, now, I feel nothing in the way of what I was used to after a BM with my AF.
So I'm past those big hurdles. I am actually feeling way better than I did yesterday. Even the incision is not bothering me too much but I am going to kick back and watch tons of tv again today and stay off my rear. I want this trend to continue, not reverse.
Sorry this was so long. If anyone has any detailed questions about my surgery or afterwards, please ask them (especially you Dawn). I will answer anything and everything.
Take care all