Paris. I love the rain-heat, not so much!

if you were depressed , would you rather put on a false happy face or go around showing every one how you feel

I guess a false happy face with occasional lapses.
WYR have to eat fast food for a month or never get to visit another fast food restaurant again? Including DQ...

never eat fast food again.

Would you rather have a swear word tattooed on your forehead or have uncontrollable swearing attacks about once a week?

I will wear a do rag. Or a pirate's bandana.
Would you rather be the fat lady or the bearded lady at the freak show?

I guess bearded. It is easier to shave than lose weight. Plus I'm a hairy gal anyway, it wouldn't be such a shocker!

Would you rather have an angry or a depressed spouse?

Depressed LOL - there are many ways to alleviate that - but anger - god forbid !!!!!!
Would you rather be born over and over agin or go to heaven ?

Go to heaven, that would be heavenly...
WYR get a new Lexus or free movie tickets for life?

Lexus.

Would you rather wake up to find that you have an extra hour to sleep or have a good hair day?

An extra hour, everyday is a bad hair day for me.
DQ Blizzard or some food you have never tried?

DQ blizzard, two preferably!

Would you rather wear around your neck a long beautiful silk scarf with lots of fringes which keeps getting caught on things, or wear on your head a bandanna which makes people whisper that you might be a gang member?