Gimme the do rag!!
Tattoo MOM on your forearm or have some ex on your derriere?

ex on the bootie!

Would you rather be the last person left alive on earth of your gender and discover that all the surviving persons of the opposite gender are homosexual, or be one of only two persons left alive on earth, and the other person is of the same gender as you?

Maybe I could get one of the gay ones to change over time? maybe not.
WYR be born too early or too late for your times?

Too early. Rather be progressive than too retro!

Would you rather answer a Would You Rather? question with such an easy answer you don't have to think about it and you wonder why it was posted in the first place, or an interesting, complicated question that gets you thinking about life, the universe and everything?

I really get tired of the deep ones.
WYR own a horse or an exotic feline?

horse if they could make a cushiony saddle for my butt!
Would you rather have a bucket stuck to your @ss or an apple glued to your head?

Apple.
Would you rather be forced to live a month with Vince the Shamwow guy or Billy Mays?

Vince.

Would you rather spend a whole day attempting to talk like a pirate yarrr matey! or attempting to talk in igPay atinLay?

Pirate!
Would you rather be prematurely gray prematurely wrinkled?

prematurely gray. Hair dye and all that which I use anyway.

Imagine that you're 16 again...
Would you rather tell your parents that:
A. You're Gay
B. You're Vegan
C. You wrecked Mom's car
D. You're Pregnant