Too much sugar in the coffee.
Bite into an apple and find half a worm, or swallow a fly?

swallow a fly.

Would you rather be caught in the "back room" in the movie rental place where they keep the pornography by your mother or an old college professor?

Old college professor. Hey, Dr. Smith! How's anatomy class?
WYR have to perform a music recital one week from today knowing you're rusty, or go to a stock car race next weekend?

recital.
would you rather have only online relationships all your life or have no relationships at all?

Online would be better than nothing no doubt
WYR dance or hang out at the punch bowl?

Dance

Would you rather be with your BF/ GF and some one mistake them for your mother father , or be with your mother /father and some one mistake them as your BF or GF?

First one.
WYR rather have to wear little pink hearts on all your clothes forever, or skull and crossbones?

I could rock the skull and crossbones!

would you rather feel you're wearing too much make up or too little?

I always seem to feel like I am wearing too much!! And I still never wear any!!
Hey, you took my avatar and gave me a new one!!
Funny!
Would you rather be a place-kicker or quarterback?

Place kicker.

Would you rather have dozens of passwords for all facets of your life (internet, ATM, etc.), obsessively change them all every month, not worry about identity theft, BUT you have trouble remembering all but a few of them, or have one single password for absolutely everything and not change it, meaning that you only have to remember one, but are at risk of having it stolen and used because you use it for everything?