I guess number one. My password is the same as my SS number, I heard that was always good to use.

WYR get a new laptop or an old car?

Depends on how old!

Would you rather spend the night trapped in a coffin with both a corpse and adequate air OR in a cave with a hibernating bear?

Cave, the bear is asleep.
WYR keep playing or shall I go to bed?

Better call it a night but here is one more for tomorrow.

Would you rather be mistaken for your parent of the opposite gender by your nearly deaf grandfather every time you talk to him on the telephone, or be mistaken for a person of the opposite gender by a stranger flirting with you in a bar?

The first one.
WYR be totally deaf or unable to "feel" anything, sense-wise (as in touch).

deaf.

WYR: Have someone tell you, "You should try liposuction" OR that your wig just "doesn't work" when you're not wearing one?

I think the wig.
WYR someone ask whether you were a man or woman or ask someone if they are a man or woman?

Sh*t-that is just awful! I guess be asked. I wouldn't want to ask someone that!

Would you rather ask someone if they were pregnant or just fat or have someone ask you if you were pregnant or just fat?

They can ask me all day, they'd have to be blind and stupid....
WYR endure being staked to an anthill or 8 more years of Bush?

I guess anthill. To save my country!
Would you rather feel like a failure despite your many accomplishments, or feel like a success no matter how many awful things you do?