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living on a prayer game

Postby val » 01 Nov 2008, 20:34

The rules for this one is you have to make up a rhyme to go with Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi - eg
my fissures returned, is that really fair - WHOA HO LIVIN'ON A PRAYER!
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Re: living on a prayer game

Postby Deleted User 5 » 02 Nov 2008, 16:09

Tommy's got a tear in his butt
Colon's been on strike
His stool took a bite, it's tough, so rough
Now he's shoving diltiazem,
But he's got a plan, as he snaps on those latex gloves...
Those gloves..
He says he's using Goldbond for what he's got
It doesn't make a difference if it's loose or formed or what
It hurts while crapping, it hurts a lot
Now he's thinking - about botox shots!
Whoa- my fissure's flared
Whoa - living with a tear
I'll take All-bran, and I'll take a wheat square -- Whoa-oh!! Living with a tear!
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Re: living on a prayer game

Postby val » 03 Nov 2008, 02:16

Image Image Image Image Image Image Did you make that one up Kim, thats hilarious?!!
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