Just a few questions. I have a really hairy ass, the cheeks and the hole. The hair around my anus gets so thick and so coarse I need quite a bit of water sometimes to clean off after pooping. When my ass hair gets to full bloom sometimes it's fine, but other times I start to get itchy because the hair seems to trap moisture. My strategy for this is I take a trimmer with a guard and trim the hair down. This usually works, however if I trim it too short and the hair is pokey it can also get itchy when I move around for the first few days. Does anyone else get problems with their ass hair?

I use a trimmer on my legs and cheeks periodically just because I have super hairy legs and it feels cleaner and not like I'm always wet after showering.

I feel like a caveman sometimes...

Another thing is the frequency. I always seem to go 2-3 times a day. I always thought this to be normal? I can go less if I eat less which is no surprise, and I've considered it many times. However, then I'm hungry and have less energy. Also, if I delay going to the bathroom or don't go when I feel I might need to then my stool gets hard. I am usually in the habit of taking all my poops in the morning and then I go on with my day. My tag isn't always irritated but lately my whole ass has been sore from having to sit. If it's not painful, it's itchy, there is just not much relief lately. I won't be able to see a specialist for a while and even then I'm just not really sure what my options are. I've tried many of the creams and they have provided temporary relief in the past but lately don't seem to do much. I just don't understand why this thing seems so precarious. Ugggh! This is so frustrating. I feel I know how to take care of it which is: keep stools soft and moving through me and use bidet to clean afterwards. It's usually that simple. Lately, though I cannot dedicate all my time to making sure I don't piss off this stupid thing and I am under stress and have travel and sit and so forth. It just is a nightmare at times, has basically made me OCD and paranoid. Okay I know I'm ranting. I need to go study and will be doing so standing up!