Oh well - I am not single LOL , but as a former fissure sufferer I will definitely not find your donut turn off ; )) ! Anyway - I HATE seeing you "self -afflict" additional pain , and as you could see, my friend Chris is also willing to help ; ) , so you will have two gals bossing you around if you don't stop doing that LOL !!!
Happy Easter and don't eat egg- shells

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All the best
