(sigh...) I always wished to live in a small town or remote island - now with my health problems it is impossible : (. No sleepy town has great specialists and great hospitals : (((- that can not be ordered by internet , unfortunately : ((...
I would rather square dance LOL - since it involves "pairs" ha ha ha!!!
If you had to do it, would you rather be tattooed or had a piercing done ?

LOL...flava flav now thats a blast from the past
piercing for sure !
Hugs or Kisses ?

Kisses

Never have to pay taxes again or have a government that spends tax dollar efficiently?

Neither !!
Big dog or small lapdog ?

smallish dog but no yappers!!!


would you rather own a koala (laziest animal ever) or a monkey (who craps on its hand and throws it at you)?

Koalas rock, but it would have to be a nice gentle one !
Spiderman or Superman ?

Spiderman!
Give up meat for good (for the non vegetarians out there) or booze?

Good answer !
I love him !
Booze, dont drink it anyways !:)
Go by boat or fly ?

Fly-I get terrible seasickness!

Pee in your pants once a day at random times and you cannot control when or never wear shoes again as long as you live?

I can ditch the shoes that is fine !
Gold or White Gold ?