pull the plug. i wouldn't want people to be changing my diapers, having to wash me, and having catheters and what not in my body all for the sake of coming back one day.....just pull the plug.
would your rather die or given a second chance at life with an evil person's mind that you do bad things daily to those you love?

Die, B!tch, Die! For sure. I would rather be dead than cause intentional harm to those I love.

Would you rather die of natural causes or have a high-profile death like Lady Di?

I just want it to be fast and painless LOL - like being stricken with the lightening out of the blue !!!
What makes you more mad - discovering that one of your family members forget kleenex in their pocket after you open laundry machine or having to deal with retarded(figuratively speaking) person on the check-out ?
PS: Awwe - I like your avatar : )) ?? Do you have green ayes - mine are green too !!!

Probably the second scenario. But you'd never know it!!!
Yes, I have green eyes too!

Would you rather walk in on your parents making love or have your kids walk in on you?

Have my kids walk on me LOL- somehow it would be less awkward
since we are so close - I think that older one would be more startled, LOL - she is sooooo funny - I think she is reincarnated soul from Victorian era ahahahaaaa !!!
If attacked by a dangerous guy and you had a gun, would you rather try to run away or would use the gun?

You get no second chances so I guess I would have to use my gun.

Slow modem or crappy video card?

ha ha haaaa, oh my, do you remember "dial ups "??? I just can't believe how much technology advanced in the past 20 years - unbelievable !!!!
OK - slow modem for the old time sake LOL !!!
If you HAVE to choose between 2 last men on this planet - would you go for old and handsome or young and uber ugly ???

old and handsome.

Watching thirteen straight hours of TV tabloids (Entertainment Tonight, Extra, etc.) or thirteen straight hours of auction shows (Antiques Roadshow, etc.)?

Antique Roadshow !!! I love those - oh my, I always am excited when they find that "junk" is worth like 50, 0000 $$$ !!!!
Would you rather sit an a shade and sip Mai-Tai and just relax or snorkel and swim and run through the ocean waves ???

snorkel and swim!

Would you rather be attacked by gay ninjas or Barbara Streisand on her period?