Nuts
Lose a 10-page Word document or get shut down by editboard?

Get shut down and then create my own Forum!!
Have a fissure for ten years or be a roadie for Hole for one year?

Roadie for Hole for a year.

Becoming a cyborg with defective parts or being a world leader with amnesia?

World leader with amnesia.
Buy shoes for Imelda Marcos or chauffuer Paris Hilton?

Buy shoes!

Live forever at your desired age with your soulmate or have your perfect harem then die after a month?

Fancy free
Forced guest spot on Barney or Teletubbies?

i love teletubbies.....
(have you seen the boobahs???? i think that is what they are called....they are like little testicles with nipples in rainbow colors flying and farting as they make their way.....and this is a preschool show??!!! it's more like something you watch while on acid)
who is uglier - charlize theron or vanessa williams?

Vanessa LOL
Who is more a "saint" : Mother Theresa or St. Teresa ?

St. Theresa
Yeah, Boobahs are way scary. The show was supposed to encourage physical activitiy but I think it just resulted in scaring children and making them run away from the TV! (I guess that is exercise, right?)

Would you rather clean confetti out of a shag carpet on your day off or have to look for your keys when you're late for work?