Pirate for sure!

Would you rather own a PS3 or a Wii?

A Wii.
The beach or the mountains?

Moutains.

Would you rather have pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie for dessert?

Sweet potato.
Foot massage or sauna?

Foot massage. I can go outside and get a sauna any old time!

Would you rather have twinkies or go to bed without dessert?

Go to bed without dessert since I do that already!
Cupcake with sprinkles or a White chocolate bar?

Why not both?
Would you rather be a crash test dummy for a show like Mythbusters or would you rather be poked and prodded on a "make-over" show (Carson sees you look good naked/Trinny and Susan insult your clothes etc).

I'd LOVE to go on a makeover show!


Would you like to go on a reality programme like Big Brother?

No way -- how on earth has that show lasted 10 seasons, anyway?
Survivor, maybe, but who likes getting stabbed in the back. I think I'll settle for my own "reality."
How many bugs would you eat for $10 million dollars (or lbs)?

I would eat some - LOL - I think that they are nice and crunchy LOL actually !!! Like french fries !!! BUT - they would have to be fried - no live thing is going into my mouth : ) ! Although I swallowed couple of flies by accident as a child LOL !!!
Would you eat a monkey brain for any reason or ultimatum ?