I better stick with the movie.
WYR sleep well every night or always have hot water in your home?

sleep well every night - since i am going thru an insomnia period right now. plus, if you had cold water all the time, you can just put it in a bucket, let it get to room temp and then bath (that's how i did it when growing up visiting relatives in mexico).
WYR eat king crab legs or ostrich eggs?

Lemme try the ostrich eggs.
WYR hang glide or bungee jump?

hand glide.
WYR lay eggs like a chicken for the rest of your life or bake in the sun to you fry like an egg!?

Lay eggs like a chicken. I've had two kids. The eggs should be easy!

You have met the perfect man (or woman). You love them, they adore you, you get along like a house on fire. Unfortunately they are either
a) A goblin (but not a murderous one, though still NOT human)
b) A hit-man/woman (though they ARE human)

...and I think *this* is the thread where you ask the either/or questions.
Hit-woman.
May or December?

December.

Would you rather comment on my vacation pictures in the photo album or would you walk on hot coals while dressed as Liberace and singing the entire Kazakh national anthem?

I would love to see your vaction photos!
WYR be adrift at sea for a year or never have sex again?

Does that include sex with myself?

Ha ha. :bathtub:
No. :thumper: