How young is very young?
Don't let me die a virgin!!!
Bring me your tired, your poor, your _____

on the wrong thread.

Somebody invites you to tag along to a sneak preview of the next Martin Scorsese movie, about which there is already Oscar buzz, and the director himself is going to be there to answer questions and take comments. However, that very same evening, there's a lecture at the local college on the beauty and mystery of the night sky by a famous, preeminent astronomer. Would you rather blow off Mr. Scorsese to hear the lecture or blow off the astronomer to see Marty's new flick?

Martin Scorsese sure doesn't need me!
Have fun at the sneak preview, Lecia!!
Suppose you screw up and give your game answers on the wrong thread. You have admin powers and can change things at will. Would you delete your misplaced answers and hope your co-administator doesn't see it and looks silly in her post, or laugh about it and realize that at least you didn't get kicked in the scrotum?

The latter.

Would you rather be a British actor most Americans think is American, and therefore they would probably hate you if they knew the truth, or an obscure Bangladeshan actor in pseudo-Bollywood films?

I like British actors!
If all else failed in your attempts to repair a dire situation, would you secretly hire a voodoo priest and meet her in the graveyard at midnight in the garden of good and evil, or would you spend thousands of dollars on a psychic hotline? If you had to choose.

Voodoo priest.

Would you rather have a dream in which you take a test at school completely naked, flunk the test, and have to repeat the entire school year, or have a dream in which you meet the President of the USA completely naked, he doesn't notice a thing, and then he tells you you're doing a heckuva job and he'd like to read to you from My Pet Goat?

Number two!.
WYR grow old but never get any smarter, or be a genius at age twenty but have everyone think you're average?

The second choice

You were adopted. When searching for your birth family, would you rather find out you were the only one of six siblings to have been given up for adoption, or all but one of you were adopted out?

Poignant question. At least with the first choice, all your siblings are pretty much in one place to rediscover.
Would you find more inner peace in the mountains or at the seashore?

The sea, an ocean of thoughts !
What car do you drive ?