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Would you rather juggle your schedule and pay a babysitter in order to attend a taping of a popular television comedy program that you adore, only to learn the next day that the show you watched was pulled from the schedule because of possibly offending a certain ethnic group, or attend the premiere of and post-premiere party for a movie made by the same people who made "Dude, Where's My Car?", and have some D-list celebrity get drunk and barf all over you?

Dude, Where's my barfbag!!
ave to watch 50 episodes of "I Love Lucy" or
50 episodes of "The Brady Bunch?"

I love lucy, because I LOVE Lucy!

Would you rather be stranded at an airport for six hours, forced to take a later red-eye flight that leaves at 1:00 a.m. and then get upgraded to first class by the airline as compensation, or make it to the airport with an hour to spare, get on the plane which leaves right on time, and be stuck in coach next a whiny kid who spills grape juice all over himself and his bratty sister who won't stop blowing bubblegum bubbles and playing a very noisy hand-held electronic game?

Gimme the brats and get me there on time.
WYR chew bubble gum or chewing gum?

chewing gum.

would you rather...be obsessed with sex and have sex with everyone you come in contact with know or be sexually frustrated for the rest of your life?

I think I better just be frustrated!
WYR have sex on Fridays or Saturdays?

Fridays.

would you rather be a drug dealer but give away most of your earnings to good causes or rob a bank and do the same thing?

It might be safer to be the drug dealer.
Would you rather have your kid be a habitual stoner or an out and out alcoholic?

I guess stoner-at least they aren't violent and don't barf.

Would you rather own an antique grandfather clock with a legend attached to it that says that when it stops working, its owner will die, or be the only person in your neighborhood to venture outdoors even though the police say there's a serial killer loose in your neighborhood?

Ha ha haaa, oh my, Lecia - I love the stoner explanation LOL - I would choose that one too, but would not have such a valid explanation why XOXO !!!
I would take a grandfather clock - just because my great-grandfather was a locksmith and a goldsmith and made the most beautiful clock that was hanging in my grandmas "grand entree" . It stopped working by the time I was 16 but it was the only item I wanted to inherit of all the goodies that were offered. Since I was so "modest" I got it but when I married and left for USA it ended up with my sister and I was hurt to the bones : (((. Nobody but my Mom saw injustice done :" It is just a clock " was everybody's else's response. Than the war came and clock was left alone in the apartment for 7 years - survived shelling and all.
My Mom went back and took the clock to the antique shop and sold it so there would be no more quarreling about the clock. Although I will never forget the clock - the heaviness was lifted - she showed us that no material thing is worth of 2 sisters holding grudges against each other ....still...I wish I had that damn clock LOL !!!!!!
Would you rather be lost at sea or in the desert ?