That is a tough choice but I think a Ren Faire would be right up my alley!Would you rather have a great job where you have to buy a lot of expensive clothing in order to keep that job, or a job where you can wear whatever you want, but you're the only one there who's not wearing a lot of expensive clothing?

Number 2!!! Let them watch me be casual!
WYR be born with an extra digit or with a missing digit?

I guess extra.  Might make me more productive???would you rather shave your head or have your hair dyed every color of the rainbow?

Let's just shave it and be done with it!
WYR go to a nice restaurant only to discover to your horror you have two different shoes on, or have to shop in a crowded mall with clothes that are badly mismatched?

Nice restaurant.  At least no one will see my shoes under the table.  Plus I would never go to a crowded mall.Would you rather be the sort of threadkiller whose posts just end a thread, to be lost and forgotten, and whose posts are never rememered and whose name no-one knows....
or...
to the the sort of poster who everyone remembers for all the wrong reasons, and whose posts spark pages and pages of off-topic flames and that kill the thread in a totally different way, by having the mod close it down each time you post?

Number two. I wanna be noticed!!
WYR die slowly but happily or quickly when you are miserable?

oh boy LOL , hahhaahahaaaa , I am so down but this q. made me laugh, I mean actually today's WYR made me laugh - I love this game although the q. s R sometimes ridiculous but sometimes so deep - one never knows what's next.. ANYHOW Kimmy-boy - how on earth one can die slowly and happily , ouch ouch ouch - I don't know why it hurts to laugh "down" ??? Hmmmmm...maybe with a huge dose of Morphine LOL ahahahhaaaaaa it is actually possible . OK- I would than choose that one he he - nice "visions", no pain and than bye-bye !!! LOL
WYR have a siamese twin or have weird atavisms like a tail, 6 nipples, hairy face ?

I guess I'll take the  6 nipples so I can suckle a litter of pups.Would you rather have a tattoo or a piercing?

A piercing !!!
WYR have sex wit Mc Cain or Donald Trump LOL , AND YOU HAVE TO !!!! So, no answer like - neither LOL !!!!! Gag as much as needed, ha ha ha, but make a choice

You are such a freak!  LOL!  Whoever it would be over with faster?  I guess Trump-maybe he would at least buy me dinner first!Would you rather be stuck at Chuck E. Cheese's (or a similar place) when five different kids' birthday parties are going on, or be stuck at a bar/pub with twelve of the most boring adults on the planet?