He he - well, you see, both definitely use Viagra LOL, so no fast escape BUT, you have a valid point - Trump might dish out even more than a dinner
OK , OK, now let me think about kid's snout and drool or adult's ...well... drool and stupidity I will take a CEC , at least there is a time limit for a party and legitimate excuse to pack and leave !!!
WYR sleep all alone in a tent deep in the forest or in the park in the middle of a BIG city ?

Forest for sure. I would rather be eaten by a bear than risk being mugged or worse.
Would you rather kick the President in his arse or make him eat an entire mountain of styrofoam packing ?peanuts?

Ha ha - make him eat Styrofoam but first ask him to spell it and than to start "styrofoaming" himself
Same here regarding a tent !!!!
WYR be bitten by thick or a harmless small snake ?

Well if they are both harmless I will go with the big snake so I can show off the fang marks!

Would you rather be a zombie and feast on human flesh or be a vampire and suck human blood?

A Vampire definitely LOL !!! They are somehow romantically mysterious and very sensual haha, AND good looking, OK, maybe little bit pale , but I am anyway and how cool would it be to meet a Count , ha ha ha haaaaaa!
OK, I would take snake too ! Once I had 16 ticks on my body and wanted to DIE of grossness - all those ugly creatures dug in my skin IIIIIYEWWWW !!!!
WYR be stricken by a lightening (and survive) or suffer from butt problems for years ?

Lightening. At least then I have some bragging rights and respect. Now I have neither!
Would you rather date somebody young enough to be your kid, or somebody old enough to be your parent? (if your kids are over 18 let's say)

Young enough to be my kid, but even that is extremely yucky, Lecia!!
WYR have the wrong avatar appear in all your posts all the time or not be able to put up any avatar at all?

Sorry-I had second thoughts about putting that one up.
Would you rather die of suffocation or guillotine?

You didn't answer my question, and trust your instincts, Padme!

Sorry-not put up any avatar at all!