Yes, what should we do without humour and irony? When this wonderful fissure nightmare is over I have a few stories to tell in parties...all the funny (read degrading and invasive) visits at the CRS, the Botox experience, etc. I could do a stand up show only about fissure life :)
Thought Bloody Mary was appropriate for obvious reasons (no need for details), but also I love The Elizabethan Age...the kings and queens...the literature. The soaps of today are nothing compared to back then.
happyass wrote: that's great you got your pets from shelters. i actually got Pooh (my cat) when he was about 3 months i think from a pet store.....he cost me $29.95 plus tax and i got him on september 11, 1994 (interesting). he is still my baby and bear's bigger brother....bear (my pug) i got from a breeder as you can't find any pugs in shelters around here. bear is taking a nap right now. he is the sweetest and funniest pug i've ever known! he's a great pal - although i bet Pooh can say otherwise.
I can see from the way you write that Pooh and Bear really are your babies, and that you are a bit nuts when it comes to animals
I love animals! When I got the smallest one she was a wild cat and so scared. I couldn't touch her for a month, and had to use mittens when I tried to. Finally she gradually became calmer and trusted me. Now she prefers lying on top of me 24/7 :) and she is a little princess who prefers to be inside the house!
I had to look up "pug" - it is a mops? They are so sweet! Pooh is such a cute name, he must be the AFSF mascot...
Granuloma is kind of an infection? Found this definition: "A mass of inflamed granulation tissue, usually associated with ulcerated infections". Since I don't speak English I feel stupid sometimes, so many things I don't know. And the slang...? Being on this board is educating for me, but I doubt I will use the fissure words other places...pooh, pooping, stool, CRS, etc.
What about Pooh? Wouldn't he look for his next meal in the fish tank?
Hope you get fish again, but next time stay away from these infected females.
Bloody Mary, or was it Jane Boleyn?