its the reverse of the genie game! You think up a horrible scenario, then the next person finds something good about it! And then posts one of their own!
I just got totally lost in a forest.....

... and then found a little house with 3 cups of hot, vegan, fissure friendly porridge, 3 rocking chairs, and 3 comfy beds lol. far fetched at all?
I got stuck in an unexpected 4 hour traffic delay on the way home....

but the person in the car next to you is the worlds most knowlegeable person about AF and you get talking and they give you a cure!
Oh heck, I've just jumped in the deep end of a swimming pool and realised I cant swim.....!

But a cute pool boy jumps in to save you and gives you some mouth to mouth!
I just cut my finger off!

But then I realized the finger was infected by a skin eating disease - thank God it came off before affecting my whole hand
I just realized I left my ticket for Hawaii at home... 15 minutes before boarding time!!

So you cant get the plane.... but thats great news as it crashes, and you're safe!
I've got a hundred people coming round for a barbeque, spent major money on food and decorations for the garden(all water soluable!!), and its started chucking it down with rain 5 minutes before its due to start....!

Then later you find out the meat was recalled due to an e-boli ooutbreak int he UK and none of your guests got poisoned!
I just found out they have to amputate my big toe due to a major infection....

but they replace it with a magical one which is super-speedy!
All my luggage has fallen off my roof rack en route to holiday...

But you become a contestant on What NOt to Wear and get a whole new wardrobe!
I am constipated.

You are constipated but while sitting on the toilet trying to get things moving, you have an epiphany about human existence, write a best-selling book and make a gazillion bucks.
You donate half to constipation research and a cure is found.
I am lonely.