Funny !
I am no monkey when i am a pooping !
The next person has bathroom rituals ?

Yes, I really do have certain rituals!
The next person is anxious to have the Grumpster come for a visit.

Me too !
It will be a surprise who Grumpster will be visiting !

Really, is he headed for the continent or merry old England?
The next person monkeys around while they poop?

Yip down the way to sunny England !
I am monkey-ing around when i am a pooping !
The next person likes to read in the bathroom ?

I look at/read my Hawaii mag and visulize that I will be there again in the not too distant future. (i.e. not just any old reading ) I also have sang a little song to myself lately on occasion b/4 doing the deed. I don't know what "monkey around when they poop" means?????
The next person has a hobby of collecting a specific type of item.

i collect old football tickets
the next person is happily on the net, with the tv on in the background

Happily on the net but no TV at the moment..
Next person has been to a protest rally or march?

Oh, I never was ... that was just not possible in Comi country LOL
Now that I live here - I could - but youth ideals are long gone ha ha
Next person is good at basketball ?

That wouldn't be me, LOL.
The next person is very helpful and understanding of the needs of others. Indeed, at times this can be a disadvantage, because she can be a sucker for anyone who needs help. Shy, dreamy, romantic in nature, she delights in retreating into her private fantasy world. She has to be careful that she not get lost in it! She trusts her intuitions -- she may be quite psychic????