by derryboy » 27 Sep 2009, 12:19
heyy peachie hun, i had to same problem. so my nure suggested getting a cheap tap on shower for the bath, taking off the shower head, and finding somthing to attach to the end where the showerhead was, i mananged to find something that look a little like the showerhead, and glued and tapped it to the end,
it gave great gentle super relief when i stood in the bath, they way i worked it was stood with one leg in the bath, other on the edge of the bath then sorta got in to the best squat position i could get in to,
failing that take off the shower head and if ur bath is close to ur loo stick the hose through ur legs while you sit and gently turn sit and clean ur woes away.
then use unscented baby wipes then either pat dry or get a hair dryer.,
but i found standing in the bath was best for me , as i had open wounds and the gentle jet got in to there better. just an idea,
hope you enjot the big yin the night, i see he`s in perth next, it will be a blast.
Eff it was nae for yer wellies, where would you be?
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy
Eff ye did nae have yer feet in yer wellies!
Oh, wellies, they are wonderful; wellies they are swell
Cos they keep oot the water and they keep in the smell
An' when yer sittin' in a room, you can always tell
When some bu$$er takes aff his wellies
But when yer oot walkin', in the country way about
An' yer strollin' over fields, just like a fairmer's herd
And somebody shouts, "Keep aff the grass!"
An' you think, "How absurd"
An' SQUELLCH! ya find why fairmers a' wear wellies
There' fishermen an' firemen, there's farmers an a'
Men oot diggin' ditches and workin' in the snaw
This country it would grind tae a halt and no' a thing would grow
if it was nae for the workers in their wellies
Now Edward Heath and Wilson, they have nae made a hit
They're ruinin' this country, mair than just a bit
If they keep on the way they're goin', we'll all be in the ****
So ya be'er get yer feet in yer wellies!