Just a magnificent way to start the day. Two long, smooth, perfectly formed turds sliding effortlessly out of my body and into the toilet. Just the right diameter and color, too.
Not trying to show off, but maybe this will give some hope to those of you suffering now. A month ago I seriously wanted to kill myself every single day. Resting on my left buttock in the bathtub crying like a little girl.
Find the regimen that works and stick to it as if your life depends on it. It might!