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Lovely turds

Postby BillUltra » 08 May 2012, 11:36

Just a magnificent way to start the day. Two long, smooth, perfectly formed turds sliding effortlessly out of my body and into the toilet. Just the right diameter and color, too.
Not trying to show off, but maybe this will give some hope to those of you suffering now. A month ago I seriously wanted to kill myself every single day. Resting on my left buttock in the bathtub crying like a little girl.
Find the regimen that works and stick to it as if your life depends on it. It might!
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Re: Lovely turds

Postby 44alegna44 » 08 May 2012, 12:43

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Thanks for that Bill...I was having a relatively good day....that just made it better!!!! Laughter is truly the best medicine...even if your not sick!!!!!
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Re: Lovely turds

Postby thisfissurecankissmybutt » 08 May 2012, 12:59

So, what's your secret regimen?
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Re: Lovely turds

Postby BillUltra » 08 May 2012, 14:44

thisfissurecankissmybutt wrote:So, what's your secret regimen?

I posted the not-so-secret regimen here:
http://anal-fissure.org/t4752-what-worked-for-me-what-didn-t-work
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Re: Lovely turds

Postby BillUltra » 08 May 2012, 14:45

44alegna44 wrote: Image Image Image Image Image Image Image
Thanks for that Bill...I was having a relatively good day....that just made it better!!!! Laughter is truly the best medicine...even if your not sick!!!!!
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If you think that was funny, you should see the iPhone video my wife made of me spiking the roll of toilet paper after I was done! Touchdown baby Roll Tide!
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Re: Lovely turds

Postby jr2 » 08 May 2012, 14:47

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Re: Lovely turds

Postby sailorgal » 08 May 2012, 20:00

ha! :D
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