I can't figure it out. There's no blood from any rips or tears, there's no grease or slipperiness from ointments or creams or gels, and there's no pain. I seem to be going to the bathroom without problems.
What could this be? Oh wait. This is what normal is supposed to be, right?
For those of you suffering: Find the regimen that works and stick to it every single day. Every single thing that goes into your mouth. There IS hope.
(God I hope I didn't just jinx myself!)
See! See what those nasty fissures do to your psyche! Just waiting for another disaster. Maybe I'll stay lucky.