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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby JHH » 11 Mar 2013, 09:23

Im in Denmark.
Sorry, nitro and diltiazem does not seems to be working for you.
I use both (3 weeks in) and am starting to see improvements. As long as I avoid the plug, and dont bike, I feel I can beat this thing with topicals.
- Fissure developed in Jan '13
- Started rectogesic in Feb '13 and diltiazem Apr '13.
- Got botox Jun '13
- Healed by Okt '13, although I still had some irritation for about a year.
- New fissure April '22, healed June 2022
- New fissure 24. December 2023
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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby CrackinUp » 11 Mar 2013, 09:30

I healed with runny poopers every day, so it can't be that bad for you. And I'm not one of those that got a fissure from monster turds as I've always been loose.
Mine are kind of like a cow pat or something. Runny, but sink to the bottom and never separate. Out of all the consistencies I tried, these were the least painful to pass and afterwards. I thought that has to be the right type of pooper.
I have had some bathroom disasters during this fissure episode let me tell you. I can't see in the morning as I wear contact lenses... combine this with cow pat pooper and you can end up with a right disaster on your hands!! I walked all round the bathroom dropping blobs of pooper all over the place and then standing in them. Finally saw the devastation once I put my lenses in... DOH! Actually, I can't believe I'm telling you guys this... Image
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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby JHH » 11 Mar 2013, 10:00

LMAO. Hahaha this is too smucking funny LOL Hoooney, please come clean up. LOL.
- Fissure developed in Jan '13
- Started rectogesic in Feb '13 and diltiazem Apr '13.
- Got botox Jun '13
- Healed by Okt '13, although I still had some irritation for about a year.
- New fissure April '22, healed June 2022
- New fissure 24. December 2023
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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby CrackinUp » 11 Mar 2013, 10:37

Actually I wasn't going to tell her, and if I hadn't bullseye'd the bath matt I would have gotten away with it! Image
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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby JHH » 11 Mar 2013, 10:47

I would just have flushed the damned matt!
- Fissure developed in Jan '13
- Started rectogesic in Feb '13 and diltiazem Apr '13.
- Got botox Jun '13
- Healed by Okt '13, although I still had some irritation for about a year.
- New fissure April '22, healed June 2022
- New fissure 24. December 2023
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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby BillUltra » 11 Mar 2013, 22:15

Lots of brown rice doused in olive oil, add peas or beans and brussel sprouts. Perfect stools.
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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby coconut » 12 Mar 2013, 16:51

I've found that sweet potatoes and bananas do well when I get diarrhea.
I'm not allergic to grains, but my body seems to enjoy a break from them from time to time.
Broccoli, while gas producing, also creates some lovely smooshy but not loose stools.
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Re: The hunt for the perfect stool? Please help!

Postby CrayonOfDarkness » 14 Mar 2013, 17:16

CrackinUp wrote:I healed with runny poopers every day, so it can't be that bad for you. And I'm not one of those that got a fissure from monster turds as I've always been loose.
Mine are kind of like a cow pat or something. Runny, but sink to the bottom and never separate. Out of all the consistencies I tried, these were the least painful to pass and afterwards. I thought that has to be the right type of pooper.
I have had some bathroom disasters during this fissure episode let me tell you. I can't see in the morning as I wear contact lenses... combine this with cow pat pooper and you can end up with a right disaster on your hands!! I walked all round the bathroom dropping blobs of pooper all over the place and then standing in them. Finally saw the devastation once I put my lenses in... DOH! Actually, I can't believe I'm telling you guys this... Image

Oh god, can't stop laughing. I've been feeling down about these filthy poopers all day but that's so funny, I feel a little better!
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