20.07.2013
WelshDoubleFissure said

Buttastic, this is a place to vent with humour as laughter makes it all seem a bit easier to deal with. Plus my life is always full of antics that are worth sharing.

I Know that to be so true. I'm all for it, just in case you did not know (it was a tongue in cheek expression). We love the uniqueness you bring here, and your British accent just screams from off the screen.
So how did day 35 go for you; Not sure if your doing this day to day.

OMG I have just laughed so much at that from JHH! Hilarious! Xxxx keep going welsh we love you xxx

Butt Blog update: Day 35 & 36
5 weeks post everything. Had a bit of irritation after these past 2 days. Such an odd feeling. No blood or real pain. Nothing much else to update about I guess.
Apart from avoiding going out in the sun because I've now started blistering after 10 mins (stupid fair skin) and that I'm missing all my favourite restaurants - wagamamas and las iguanas for sure.
My stress levels are moderately high due to the break up and this job promotion - with also applying for another job somewhere else. Trying to stay calm.
Hopefully I can get trough these next couple of weeks, my dreaded time of the lady month is looming next week which will be a battle.
I'm warning my uterus now... No funny business! You too ovaries, none of your tomfoolery! (Very British Saying Buttastic!)
Oh and to clear up my dear buttastic, unfortunately I don't possess the beautiful British accent of someone like Prince William and The beautiful Dutches, being from Wales I also don't possess the typical "Tom Jones" melodic tongue. I am very neutral with a slight Cardiff twang. But I guess to you Americans - we all sound British and if it makes it funnier then what the hell - let's do it!
By Jove! Golly gosh!

Hope you guys are doing well.
Welsh x

OH welsh, just what I need before I go to la la land..lol. sweet dreams all.. 

This thread just gets funnier!! It always cheers me up! ( not the bit about your break up though!!) lol
 

Butt blog Update: Day 37
Only one BM yesterday. 2 today. Both were very good today. Feels like there's a bit if pressure there again. What is that?
I also stupidly watched a fissurectomy on YouTube this morning. Huge mistake. My god it's savage. When they said they cut the scar tissue away, I thought it would be gently with a scalpel. No no... The one I watched snipped away with scissors. Leaving a pretty big fissure. They did stitch it all up (as I skipped through to avoid fainting) so maybe it was a bit more like an LIS.
I do remember there being quite a bit of blood under me when I got up from the hospital bed so god knows what happened. Best not mention this again. > shudders <
Anyway that's out of my system. Good poops today anyway. I've even eaten a mini sausage roll today. Damn right. It was good.
Still getting that odd twinge from the fissure every so often. Like a little sting. Come on you little bleeder lets get you fusing together!

Nothing beats a dancing grocery item.
Keep on keepin on my butt clubbers!
Welsh x

Its either a green banana or a broccoli head..lol, Ugh I have watched a few of those, wow.
Have a great day welsh, I'm pain free today,hope you are too. Weird aye, one day you are and next your not.? 

Hi Welsh,
I watched my procedure before i had it  why i dont know made me so nervous but i was pleasantly surprised the recovery wasnt as bad as expected tg :o .
Glad to hear your pooping well :D keep up the good work you'll get there.
take care x

Love the Broccoli welsh! Keep going you are doing great!!! Kill them evil monsters! Fuse, close, heal you suckers!

Butt Blog update: Day 38
Hello fellow butt clubbers. Today I felt a build up to a BM around 8 so I quickly got some things together to print and made an excuse that I needed to drop my promotion request to the head office. I also like going to the toilets over the other side of my building (to my cubicle). But knowing my luck, the printer jammed and I had to delay the movement of my bowel for a few minutes.
Countdown commenced. Target cubicle was not reached. I had to abandon plan A and action plan B... The single toilet by my office. Luckily I made it there but It certainly wasn't as enjoyable not having my little cubicle and to make matters worse a huge fly got stuck in the room with me. Good BM otherwise. BS 6. No pain. No blood. No favourite cubicle.
The saga continues...
Ps the Dutches has had a boy (not that I'm really into it, but it's good news for her and its likely she'll be suffering with Hemmies or an AF after this. Keep your eyes peeled for any suspect usernames.
"TheDutchess" "CambridgeQueen" "OwMyRoyalBum" "PleaseOneShouldGoAway" "RoyalDoubleFissure" "Middlebum Pain". I think it peaked at the end there eh.
Any more for any more?
Welsh x