I LOVE that. I love peeling and picking and all that stuff!
Do you like to pop your zits or let them go away on their own?

Well, it's not as fun as peeling dead skin! It kinda hurts and is so nasty, but still, satisfying! But I don't get them anymore!
Can you describe the gratification just as the stool slips the surly bonds of flesh and plops in the water? I mean, on pain-free days, of course!

It just feels so much lighter and the way it is supposed to feel on a good day. I love to look and see what I have accomplished.
Do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe?

I do, and keep flipping and re-wiping and looking until it stops "collecting." That's hilarious, because just the other day I was wondering if I was the only person who did. Maybe not! I look at my results, too, sometimes with immense pride! J/K!!!
Does it bother you when your spouse walks in while you're dumping?

Absolutely! In fact, I often feel like Inspector Clousseau (sp)!!
My spouse wouldn't do that! But I go downstairs when he is home because I like the added privacy.
Do you like to hear the wind at night??

I love hearing the wind all tucked warm in my bed.
Do you like to have some background noise on when you poop like the fan?

Only if people are just outside the door, maybe!
Does your poop's after-odor smell better than everyone else's in your family?

Oh yes!!! What a question Kim
Would you like to poop in the snow?

Oh yes!!! What a question Kim
Would you like to poop in the snow?

Kim wrote:I do, and keep flipping and re-wiping and looking until it stops "collecting." That's hilarious, because just the other day I was wondering if I was the only person who did. Maybe not! I look at my results, too, sometimes with immense pride! J/K!!!

Kim, I have read this for sooo many times now in I still can't stop laughing. This is actually one of the most funny things I've read for ages... My hubby loved it too.
Thank you, I needed that one!!!!!

Hey Corsi, did you ever hear the expression, "I just sh*t a masterpiece?" I take pride in all I produce!
Poop in the snow? What is snow? I'd be willing to try!!!
What is the strangest place you ever pooped in (on or around) ?