In the snow....freezing!
Do you mind pooping when you are visiting friends, for example at a dinner party?

I would try to avoid that! Unless I could get in and out unnoticed!
"Hey, James, nice TP! What brand do you use, it's softer than mine?! Umm, great roast beef, too, can I have some more wine?"
Do you time yourself while pooping?

Take the time? What do you mean??
You see, I'm stupid......

No, I'm sure it's lost in translation! I mean, do you watch to see how long you have been sitting?

if we have to do that, wouldnt that mean it was taking too long???
Who's totally ready for Christmas???

Oh, no, not me!!! Bring my family home from Germany, and then I'll be ready!
When did you realize Santa was as imaginary as the tooth fairy?

Too early. Like 7 but I played along for years. Santa=more gifts!
How long does it take for your poop to start?

Ha with or without botox
What is your fave Chritmas song ??

Hark the Herald Angels Sing and O Come All Yea Faithful, Raise a Torch, Isabella, The Little Drummer Boy, Do you Hear what I hear, Spaceman (well, that one isn't Christmas, but I love it!)
Do you wrap your presents from Santa or just put them under the tree?
And
How many ornaments do you have on your tree?

Ha - Yes Santa is still coming Our pressies are hidden away from beady eyes
Counting - 23 and no tinsle
Do you have outdoor christmas lights ?