I understand completely. I never give my last name so I hope I am safe!

Oh no Kim - you are not safe LOL- I will track you down and make you wear yellow Speedo ; ))) buddy
I keep my name for myself ONLY because I talk bad about doctors and don't want to come on some kind of "black list" of "difficult patients" just because they are incompetent !
Otherwise - I talk about all of my problems openly to whoever is willing to listen
LOVE TO ALL !!! :sprinkleheart:

Oh, but Fissy!! You don't know pain until you saw something as horrible as that yellow rail!!!
And your name is safe with me, Sally!!

He he heeee- I still will come !!! How about than navy blue Speedo with American flag positioned diagonally and white stars spangled all over ??? ; ))

What if I just wrap the whole flag around me and grin like a dummy? :oops:

Oh - com ooooonnnn Kimmy !!! We all saw you here as a mermaid , I mean merman ; ) - you can definitely pull of that Speedo !!! No doubt , he he. BUT, for the beginning, for the first photo-shoot I will let you wear those stupid swimming trunks - but than they have to be Hawaiian print ! I hope your wife will be willing to hold a hose shower and sprinkle you from a distance so we have a full effect he he. And, yes, you can hold onto the surf board until you feel secure enough to strike a pose
Deal ???!!!

Ha ha ha! I am really laughing now!
OK, since you called me Mer-man and not mer-maid like Tabster I will have to consider it!
Now let me see if I can just explain this to my wife!!
I mean, SO!!

ha ha haaaa !!! Good luck buddy !!!

Corsica,
See how much you have learned, and you have only been here for a short time!! I can tell that you are enjoying the camraderie and support.

Cherylk
I really do enjoy the camraderie and support all of you,
and maybe if I behave well you will let me stay here for a while. I guess we are safe as long as we stick to discussing buttproblems, and not things like politics or other controversial stuff.
I have learned a lot in this a forum, but also it feels so nice being able to speak to others that are in the same situation. And as my husband, family and friends seem to be able to just "crap and go" (as Lecia put it), they are not really that interested in my butt/digestion/BMs, etc. Strange, but true
You are so sweet all of you that even if i got rid of Cruella De Fissvill (pigs might fly), I would stick around :D
I also like to communicate with you because you live in other countries and I can communicate in English on a daily basis. Please correct me when I have spelling mistakes, and/or my English is bad - I would be grateful if you did.
Corsica