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ask a silly question....

Postby val » 25 Sep 2008, 12:23

for this one you need to ask a silly question, then the next person gives a really silly answer....and then asks their own silly question!
Why is the world round?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Deleted User 5 » 25 Sep 2008, 12:32

The world is flat!!! Just go outside and look!
Why do bee stings hurt more than ant stings?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 25 Sep 2008, 12:43

because bees are vindictive and bite harder!
Why is the sky blue?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Deleted User 5 » 25 Sep 2008, 13:28

LOL!!!
Because it matches my outfit!!
Why are hedgehogs so prickly-backed?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 25 Sep 2008, 13:44

so they have lots of "needles" to sew little baby-hedgehog bootees!
Why dont birds ever sing at night? Some of them must be insomniacs surely!!
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Deleted User 5 » 25 Sep 2008, 13:51

They have to rest their throats for the next days performance!
(You need some whooperwills over there across the pond. They are insomniacs)
Why are fish slimy?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 25 Sep 2008, 14:02

what is a whooperwill???
Fish are slimy so that people wont want to eat them!
Why do bats sleep upside down?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Deleted User 5 » 25 Sep 2008, 14:36

Whooperwhills are just quail There plaintive, night-time song is "whoop-er-whill! whoop-er-will!"
Bats sleep upside down so they won't have topsy turvy dreams!
Why do elephants never forget?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby buttgirl » 25 Sep 2008, 21:44

because they have such big brains. If you brain weighed 50 pounds, you'd remember a lot more too,
why don't dogs meow like cats?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 26 Sep 2008, 02:26

meowing wouldn't frighten enough burglars away!
Why does it always rain when we plan a picnic on the beach?
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