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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 29 Sep 2008, 14:45

because daddy-clocks or mummy-clocks sounds daft!
Why cant we see air?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Deleted User 5 » 29 Sep 2008, 14:48

Because air is quite shy and reclusive!
Why does Christmas only come once a year?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 29 Sep 2008, 14:52

because we cant bloody afford it any more often!!!
Why is rudolph's nose red?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Deleted User 5 » 29 Sep 2008, 14:54

He wanted green, but all they had was red.
Why do insects have six legs?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 29 Sep 2008, 14:56

so they can run faster when we want to bash them!
Why do bees hum?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Guest » 29 Sep 2008, 16:22

Because they forgot the words!
Why do guys like bimbos?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby val » 30 Sep 2008, 04:59

because they make men look more intelligent!
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Guest » 30 Sep 2008, 07:13

Because they evolved from spiders!
Why do monkeys throw sh*t at people?
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Deleted User 5 » 30 Sep 2008, 10:35

Because they get offended at highly sexist questions like, "Why do guys like bimbos?"!!! I know I did!
Why do they call them cow "patties?"
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Re: ask a silly question....

Postby Guest » 30 Sep 2008, 10:54

Sorry. I couldn't think of anything and was trying to be funny!
Because that is what they make peppermint patties out of!
Why am I the only one who will change a roll of tp in the house?
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