Anal Fissure Support Forum

by **Deleted User 5** » 30 Sep 2008, 10:59

Because everyone else knows you will do it!
Why does the TV always act crazy every time my wife comes home?

by **Guest** » 30 Sep 2008, 11:35

Because she wants to spend some "quality" time with you!
Why do dogs like bones?

val · by **val** » 30 Sep 2008, 12:15

because they think they are cigars!!!
Why do elephants have trunks?

by **Deleted User 5** » 30 Sep 2008, 12:18

To keep their clothes and stuff in.
Why do giraffes have long necks?

val · by **val** » 30 Sep 2008, 12:51

so they can see whether they have dusted the top of the wardrobe!
why are lettuces green?

by **Deleted User 5** » 30 Sep 2008, 12:53

Because they have cabbage envy!!
Why are nurses often dressed in white?

by **Guest** » 30 Sep 2008, 18:27

Because they are angels in disguise.
Why does having a chiropractic adjustment make me have to poop?

Fissulyna · by **Fissulyna** » 30 Sep 2008, 23:53

because your poop is hard as bone LOL (hope not !!! :( )
Why eels produce electricity ?

by **Guest** » 01 Oct 2008, 06:28

Because they don't run on gas.
Why do lips look like b-holes?

val · by **val** » 01 Oct 2008, 11:17

so that the saying "kiss my arse " makes sense!
how do aeroplanes stay up so high when they are so heavy?

ask a silly question....