update:I was apparently a razor rash. No infection, no hemorrhoids, no fissure, just a rash that didn't heal because of bowel movements and yes, I lost my job
In the upside the doctor gave me a cream that should help with the rash and itchyness.
Although I must comment. While normally one shouldn't be embarrassed with a doctor about these things I don't think mine acted professionally because she started hitting on me (in the end we exchanged phone numbers, why? I dont know myself

) and I believe that the majority of the people would be embarrassed if their doctor started err... courting them while examining their backside
