Yeah, where ya been, stranger!!
I'd love to be a bonafide psychic!
WYR live without coffee or tea?

Coffee as I do so already.
Would you rather be a personal assistant for a rude, arrogant person who is demanding yet pays very well or a kind, meek one who pays poorly?

That's a toughy. Depends on the pay and the hours, but if I must choose, I'd choose the nice person.
Would you rather eat a worm or a beetle?

worm-less crunchy and could pretend it was a noodle.

Your high school is having its prom. You are either one of the attendees or a chaperone for the kids. The theme of the prom is the 1970's, and you get to pick the music the band plays. Would you rather go for glitzy mainstream stuff and disco, such as the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack plus The Carpenters, David Bowie and Elton John greatest hits, and or a selection of punk and new wave music, featuring songs from such bands as The Sex Pistols, The Clash, X, and Siouxsie & the Banshees?

The Sex Pistols, The Clash, X, The Cure, Depeche Mode and Siouxsie & the Banshees.
Spinal Tap or a spinal tap?

Spinal Pap Smear

Would you rather raise no children or raise three children who turn out to be a drop-out druggie, a mafia hitman and a scumbag lawyer?

No Children. I sure wouldnt want to be responsible for bringing one more murderer into this world!
WYR skinny dip in scalding water or fall off a sinking boat into sub-zero waters?

subzero waters. Maybe my brain could be preserved.

would you rather be a reporter or a crime forensic investigator?

CSI guy. Unless I can be a highly successful reporter. Aging maggots might get old after a while!
WYR clean up Chicago or NY?

NY.

would you rather sing in front of the whole world or tell your whole town your deepest darkest secret?