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by **Guest** » 21 Jan 2009, 17:31

The Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
The brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

by **Guest** » 21 Jan 2009, 17:50

You guys are so funny!!!!!
I think I need to use the judgement one as my motto!

by **Deleted User 5** » 30 Jan 2009, 13:26

by **Deleted User 5** » 30 Jan 2009, 13:28

Could you use this toilet? It is made entirely of one-way glass....It might cater to the closet exhibitionist inside you!

cherylk · by **cherylk** » 30 Jan 2009, 13:58

What a collection of toilets! I especially like the one inside a chair. How convenient, but what if one wanted to squat????

by **Deleted User 5** » 30 Jan 2009, 14:09

I guess you'd be "squat" out of luck, Cheryl!

by **Guest** » 30 Jan 2009, 16:36

They are cool loos - the chair is funny !
I just wouldnt able to concentrate with all that glass around me or keep a straight face

cherylk · by **cherylk** » 31 Jan 2009, 11:24

So Toot and other doggie lovers don't feel left out:
http://www.flowgo.com/funny/653_dog-hits-80s-in-fur-mercial.html

by **Guest** » 01 Feb 2009, 09:14

Very good !

cherylk · by **cherylk** » 02 Feb 2009, 07:37

A little humor to start the week!! Have a good one everyone!

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/1262_bladder-ballad.html

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