Oh Welsh..how about "OhMyRoyalAnus"..lol your so funny, You made a friend, a fly kept you company while on the toilet. It sounds like a James Bond adventure, what should we call it?
Live to get to the lue.. or..Never say toilet.  
I'm glad,despite the mad dash to the luu, you had a smooth as silk BM.I was hoping for a princess, they would name her Alexandria Diana, maybe her next baby.
Have a great nite. 

Butt Blog Update: Day 39
3 BMs today. 2nd one wasn't a full one and the last one I was worried because i managed to hold it in during rush hour queues. 25 minutes! That's a Botox record for a Bristol 6!
When I finally got home it came out painlessly and was a little more formed than usual. It's a great sign.
I then was supposed to house and dog sit for the next week but the owners are having their bathroom done and the contractor turned the water off.
The first thing that went through my head was I can't fill my bottle of water up!! Then I can't have spaghetti tonight. Then I can't poop. Then I can't have a shower. And the doggies can't have water!
So I've had to bring them back to mine (which is currently a full house with me, mum, dad and temporarily my brother) it's a mad house now. Dogs are so soothing sometimes.
Hey Please go-away, my life is a military operation when my sphincter is relaxed by Botulin toxins.
James Bond eh...
How about "Lube Finger". "The fissure who loved me". "For your CRS eyes only" "thunderbum".
Needs some more thought there. The Lube Finger theme tune sung by Dame Shirley Bassey is now stuck on my head. Tee hee.
Hope for healings,
WelshDoubleAgentFissure (see what I did there?)

You know Welsh, Botox, two for the price of one, not that you need it , If there's any Botox left over I could use it on my forehead..
I really dig the thunderbum..tee hee.Have a wonderful evening. 

Hi Welsh! I am crying with laughter at your posts! Brilliant. You will need to stop this, I have laughed so much my bottom is hurting! Lol. Glad you are doing okay, 3 BM's yikes!! And on a different toilet! You are brave! I can't face the thought of having a BM on any other loo than my own! Love you, keep up the good work, and the good BM's. xxxxx

Hey Welsh.
Glad to hear your doing well. Do you find 3 BM's too much? would you not drop to 2 movicol. I take 2 a day at same time around 8pm and go as soon as i wake in morning most days. When i was taking 3 like you are i was going to the loo far too much & it was irritating my bum too much.
Congrats again VIP  your posts make me laugh. x

[b:n8bijgct]Butt Blog Update: day 40
Hi Edel, the reason I'm on 3 was after my last period I was set back a few days with small hard stools. I went from 2 to 3. Since then I've found out a few things.
I've never been a regular person. It can be at any time of the day. Regardless of what I eat. None of the usual suspects help me go. Coffee, prunes, fruit juice. Nope nope nope.
Despite eating the same things most days at the same times, I can go from 6:30 am - 9pm. Today I went once at 11. Yesterday I had 3, but the middle one wasn't finished properly and took another couple of hours.
I usually go twice a day. Usually.
Luckily my butt isn't too irritated. I get a bit of a "my butt feels like its trying to whistle" feeling. Have to consciously pull my muscles to pull it back in. Once I do that for a bit it settles down.
I've got a good routine at the moment and definitely want to reduce it to 2, but as I don't seem to be a regular pooper then I'm going to stick to it and beat this fissure.
Update on the dogs. The smallest one had a dirty protest when my mum locked him in the kitchen so she could take the poop bags out. He peed on the clean laundry bag. She had to wash it all again and throw out the bag. The dogs are really keeping me entertained.
I also pee a lot and they sit outside the loo... Every time. Guys... Give me a break. I don't have any food for you!!
Hope everyone else is ok.
Back to entertaining the dogs.
WelshDoubleDogSitterWithAFissure
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