carmona81 wrote:You dress as leatherface for Halloween and people point and stare saying "he even does the walk!"

To Carmona!!

Haha, I think this thread needs to be continued. I got some good laughs out of it.
I always think this to myself when I buy sensitive baby wipes in bulk at the pharmacy, yet have no baby.

When your travel roller bag is loaded with more treatment supplies than clothes (Sure TSA inspectors, check this one out!)
or fear the nitro will show up when TSA does the hand swab for explosives.

Now66 wrote:or fear the nitro will show up when TSA does the hand swab for explosives.

OMG!!! I never thought of that!

A simple one.....when your lunch is the healthiest in the office and you don't even need to lose weight.

Another, when you feel your internal organs are going to drop out of your butt.

Leatherface walk - ha ha ha ha, that was very funny

oh hears one..You know you have a fissure or preventing another when, you go to the grocery checkout, with a bunch of baby butt wipes, and there is this cute guy in front of you, he takes one look and assumes you have a baby/kid or two, bummer, it happened to me..lol.

oh oh, heres another, I have bought so many healing/preventative products that I could probably open my own Drugstore.

That is so funny super fissure..So many people have asked me if i am on a diet (at work or from friends.)
I reply back, Eating healthy for life, you should try it, they are usually not amused with my reply..lol.

When you look down a restaurant menu and think "I should have brought a packed lunch!"

You look at the beer in the fridge and go, "Nooooooooo!!"

When you cut a soft caramel single sweet into four, and eat each little piece one a day as you just MUST have a treat!