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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Em » 30 Sep 2011, 01:17

You take your dog for a walk and feel envious when he goes to the toilet easily.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby of all the places to hurt » 04 Oct 2011, 09:43

Lol EM !!!
When your ass gets more cream on it than your face!! Image
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby TonyStone » 04 Oct 2011, 12:28

When people start asking you questions at work cause your "the ass guy". And not because of your great ass.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby grannymaria » 12 Jan 2012, 13:28

Image thanks so much all of you Image Image I can't stop laughing and it's hurting, but I love all of these! Image
God bless you all sweethearts Image
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby ryanman0 » 21 Oct 2012, 00:51

... when you understand that humans are so fragile that a two centimeter cut can take much of their life away for so long.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby ryanman0 » 21 Oct 2012, 00:55

... while driving you lift your butt up off the seat while trying to maintain control of the vehicle because you heated up the corn bag heating pad too long in the microwave.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby owmybum » 21 Oct 2012, 03:23

When you have to put life on hold for an hour around poop time!
fissure after hem banding and tag removal feb 11
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Savaici » 22 Oct 2012, 16:06

You have to spend half your day on your side, with your laptop balanced on your hip.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby StevePain » 23 Oct 2012, 13:41

Your arse is tighter than a mouses earhole
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby owmybum » 25 Oct 2012, 04:44

You are happy to tell total strangers all the gory details of your last poop experience!
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