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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby StevePain » 01 Dec 2010, 14:35

haha dawn, I know what you mean about the pillow, I still have one on my seat in the car, it's become a regular thing, I couldn't imagine not having it now because of all the speed humps we have here in the UK
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Guest » 01 Dec 2010, 14:40

When you loose all shame and post a pic of yourself on an anal fissure board...yikes! Hope nobody looks up a fissure support forum that I know. But if they do, then they've probably got one...and maybe I could help?!
Just hope I don't pass anyone at Disney or something and they say "you look familiar- wait I know". :oops:
I had a really good family pic but didn't want to jeopardize the whole family's reputation.
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby NeuropathicGuy » 01 Dec 2010, 15:53

StevePain wrote:It seems normal to insert your finger in the anus

This one sounds about right!
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby NeuropathicGuy » 01 Dec 2010, 15:54

dawn wrote:When you loose all shame and post a pic of yourself on an anal fissure board...yikes! Hope nobody looks up a fissure support forum that I know. But if they do, then they've probably got one...and maybe I could help?!
Just hope I don't pass anyone at Disney or something and they say "you look familiar- wait I know". :oops:
I had a really good family pic but didn't want to jeopardize the whole family's reputation.

LOL it's ok I used to have a picture of myself as my avatar here too. I had it DURING my days in severe fissure hell, though, as opposed to after surgery, so I guess that scores me more "fissure points" than you??? Image
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby NeuropathicGuy » 01 Dec 2010, 15:56

Oh yeah, and one more: when your buddies come over to ask to borrow your suppositories. LMFAO.
Had that one happen over Thanksgiving break from a friend who apparently has had a prolapsed hemorrhoid for years and has been too embarrassed to tell anyone about it ... until me :)
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby StevePain » 02 Dec 2010, 03:41

LMAO!!
I used to borrow my mothers anusol when my hemmies were acting up because I was scared of going to the docs! Image
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby StevePain » 02 Dec 2010, 03:44

LOL dawn, that's why I haven't put my picture on here, although if anyone does come on here that we know then they're in the same boat right, as you said we could help them.
I find it quite funny really, we can talk openly about pooping habits, looking at our arseholes in the mirror etc but are worried about putting our pics on here, I think we should all put one on Image
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Guest » 02 Dec 2010, 06:01

I couldn't take being alone on the picture,Lol
I'll put mine up again when you guys do :oops
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby happyass » 16 Dec 2010, 17:26

you know you have an anal fissure when....
you have the anal fissure board APPS on your iPhone or iPad!
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Re: You know you have an anal fissure when...

Postby Bumbutt » 23 Jan 2011, 08:52

I hadn't seen this before and it made me laugh so hard, I had to add to it....
... it's Saturday night. Your friends are yelling "It's Miller Time!" ... and you're yelling "It's Movicol Time!"
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