One more thing and I'm ashamed to say this...I need to take a picture of my neighbors aloe plant and use it as my avatar. Let me just say I used mine first, and I think I killed it. There's nothing but roots, then I started looking around our neighborhood and noticed there are some huge aloe plants( one right next door):)

It's ok, my wife has a makeup mirror that she will never be able to use for makeup ever again :)

this is such a great post! thanks n.g. and dawn for sharing!
u definitely have an anal fissure when u long, long, long miss the days of crapping and farting in effortless, painless glory.

That's so true happy. I'm so grateful those days are gone for me. I almost forgot what it felt like and thank the Lord every time I have pain-free bm's and gas since lis.

happyass wrote:this is such a great post! thanks n.g. and dawn for sharing!

Hey happyass, long time no see! Another one would be: when you thank someone for sharing wwaaayy TMI about their stool habits

Alright I've got another one, fresh from one of my emails today: when every time you go to type the word "bowl" you end up typing "bowel" instead :D

that's a good one NG!

You know you have an anal fissure when...
You watch TV, eat, surf the net and sleep, all in the bathroom!
You only use Q-Tips for removing fecal debris from your anus.
The mirror has a new use :)
You squat on the toilet
You make excuses not to sit down in someone's house
You have a fear of public toilets
It seems normal to insert your finger in the anus
You look worryingly at the size of the DR's finger
The bloo loo becomes red loo
You writhe about on the floor after BM like an ant under a magnifying glass in the blazing sun.
It feels like your pooping a bag of nails.
Your anus is tighter than a field mouse's earhole

when you get out of the car and a pillow falls out... and your child's teacher is in parent pick-up and comes to the car to speak to you while your setting on a pillow. I couldn't move the pillow out from underneath me fast enough and I saw her eyes when she looked at it :oops:

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LOL Steve!! This one got me good!