Amen to that, Happy!
When all your underwear are stained from ointment
Here I come Victoria Secret!! I need a new underwear wardrobe!
No more cheap Hanes Her Way~~ for me!

When u have enough fiber and laxative in your medecine cabinet to make a constipated elephant go!

... when you know, and can spell, the chemical and trade names of every laxative and stool-softener available on the market.
And you probably know the dosage rates, side-effects and costs.
And possibly you know the names of your favourite in at least two foreign languages, and you can pick out the boxes in a line-up at 30 paces!

You feel like your story would make a good episode for " I Shouldn't Be Alive"

You buy finger cots in bulk off of the internet!

OMG Dawn and Happy that was great! I have to take a Xanax before I even consider going to the bathroom,my anxiety goes thru the roof. And I love that show "I shouldnt Be Alive" it really would be an episode to see,all that survival in the bathroom...

Awww Kristi,
I hated my bathroom so much when I had my fissure. I begged my husband to move. I couldn't even relax just seeing my bathroom. I hated it. It was the first time in my life I would have probably did illegal drugs if someone would have told me it would help. It's horrible.
Hang in there. It won't last forever!

When it's the 1st thing you think of :(

And the ONLY thing you CAN think of!!

Your computer freezes as while googling finger cots you've accidentally clicked onto an anal sex site and a trojan virus is trying to get into your computer.