You have two cracks instead of one

Can't think of anything, but got a good laugh from what you wrote, Steve

That was a good one, Steve!!

(imagine me line dancing--I couldn't "get" tap!!)

ROFL Cheryl!!
You look great!!

OK Thanks! Not boasting, but line dancing (intermediate) is getting easier for me. This is our first time in intermediate. We were in beginning for many sessions. I wish Admin Kim could put a new icon up for line dancing. I think he put Betty up a few years ago when I was into tap (no more).

you bleed once a month even though your a male

Guest wrote:You replace your make-up bag for your butt bag...And you spend a small fortune in butt products thinking you will find the cure that no one else has thought of

lololo; ..so funny and true...since I don't have a medical plan (not working)

That was so funny Steve..lol

......you thought labour was the most painful thing you would go through!!!

You dress as leatherface for Halloween and people point and stare saying "he even does the walk!"