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But while you are picking it up you see that someone is standing behind you with a sword about to take a whack at you and their reflection in the hubcap thwarts their plan.
But the hubcap is lost! They got me!! Aaarghhh! But no one liked that conniving little tart, anyway, did they?!? I smashed my fingernail and it hurts like hades!
They were late this month, again, but you will find in your immense tolerance and unending patience the true path to inner peace and spiritual harmony. You become one with the universe. Please don't evict me! The wind is howling here and ruining my yard with limbs and leaves...
But you survived and realize there could be worse things, like the wind blowing down your sat dish... I had diahrrea this morning and pooped three times in a row!
Gee, you are right, didn't think of that! Oatmeal! I'll try again today. But at least you won't be stranded anymore! I can't eat oatmeal and I want to!