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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby val » 27 Dec 2007, 11:30

Thanks. Ye I eat loadsa fruit, and also have pure fruit juice in the morning, but I have done that ever since I got this rotten thing and it seems to be ok.
I wont be tempted to have anything sugary now though, although it lurks in things you wouldn't think of like baked beans and tomato ketchup, and even bread!
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby Deleted User 5 » 27 Dec 2007, 11:42

Avoid the sugars but not the fruit!
Yes, sugar is everywhere....even in cigarettes!!
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby bherna1 » 27 Dec 2007, 13:43

correct
Thanks
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby val » 27 Dec 2007, 15:05

Kim, WOW! How many cigarrettes have you eaten as part of this AF diet? Image
They can't be fissure friendly, you know!!!
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby Guest » 27 Dec 2007, 15:14

Val-you are so funny! Yeah, I got my fissure from eating cigarettes and sand paper!
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby val » 27 Dec 2007, 15:23

Haha! You know that game where you say...I packed in my suitcase.. and then the next person adds on? Well..
I got my fissure from eating cigarettes, sandpaper and a giant cactus (well it sure does feel like it sometimes!)
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby Fissulyna » 27 Dec 2007, 16:47

I got my fissure from eating WHOLE pineapples without first chowing on them !!!
I guess passing them out whole did in my anus although in the toilet bowl I never saw one actually ; ).
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby Deleted User 5 » 27 Dec 2007, 18:17

I got my fissure from dirty dishes. I swallowed brillo pads.
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby Fissulyna » 27 Dec 2007, 18:38

ha ha haaaaa : ))))) !!!!! And I got my external hemmy from riding on one hump camel whole day .....
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Re: Sugers what it does to BMs

Postby val » 28 Dec 2007, 15:57

hehehe-you're so funny!
By the way, where did that hedgehog go? No! No way! Help, I must have eaten it!
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