Hi buddies
Yes Cheryl LOL - we need some kind off "booooo" cheers for bad CRSs - something like : What do we need
What do we need,
A CRS thats not stupid !!!!
And : Give me a C
Give me a R
Give me a S
Crappy, Rancid Suckers !!!
I have some more but don't want to brake "code of conduct" here LOL
Anyways - today I had a fissure pinch - yes, the fissure that nobody can see - I have phantom fissure

-or to be more correct - the fissure that my oh so handsome , gel hair CRS ripped open yesterday - I can only imagine his love-making skills

Geeeez, all that hair gel won't help lubricate his wife in million years with his "gentle" moves
Tubby -yeah, I will stick with "laser-guy" - he will at least examine it all like it should be examined. I know that I have to continue searching for help - nobody will come to my door and ring the bell with bunch of balloons and yell : "Miss. Fissy - CONGRATULATIONS

- you just won FREE trip to Switzerland to one of the most famous colorectal centers in the world !!!! You will travel by first class- courtesy of the Virgin Atlantic Airlines and stay 30 days in pristine Alpine spa to recuperate after minor procedure that will take all your butt troubles away for good - 100%
guarantee

" "Oh, thank you, thank you"

said Fissy and woke up in pain
Anyways - Lecia-baby,

dance any way you want -

- butt healing happens when butt decides to heal - no matter what we do or not do LOL - look at the "Happy case"
I am getting my period as I speak - yeaaaayy !!! What a wonderful day :tigger: !!!
Not to mention that my family is pleading for me to go to CO this weekend
since my hubby is going on business trip and his ticket will be paid by company - I don't know should I cry or should I laugh

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