A - Thats the chance one takes !
Your A/F is playing up big time and you are on a downer :( the MIL phones you and wants to stop by - do you
a) Say yer sure thats fine i will put the kettle on
b) Tell her you are just going out !
c) Tell her the truth

C.

Your SO forgets your birthday. Do you:
A) Gently remind him
B) Shrug it off
C) Refuse to speak to him for the rest of the day until he begs you to tell him what is wrong and then give him h@ll!

A) gently remind him
Your SO forgets your birthday. Do you:
A) Gently remind her
B) Shrug it off
C) Refuse to speak to her for the rest of the day until she begs you to tell him what is wrong and then give her h@ll!
oops, did that one already!
You have to spend a day out with your family, it's family day and your AF has flared up.
You choose:
a) a NASCAR race
b) The Opera
c) Barney's Icecapades

Well I hate Nascar but at least it will be loud enough that I can moan without anyone hearing me. And if I grab my crotch I won't look too out of place.

It's that time of the month and you are invited to a pool party.
Do you:
a) call and cancel
b) go but don't get in the pool
c) use superstrength tampon and hope it works!

Where's a ketchup bottle when you need one?

call and cancel : (
Kim- sorry buddy LOL here is one for you
You go out with your wife and her gorgeous new gal-friend and you get erection that just won't go away.
a) you go to the restroom and take care of it before your wife notice it
b) you start flirting with your wife so she would think it is "her fault"
c) you spill glass of ice water in your lap on purpose and hope it works

B) though at my age there should be a d) Just stare at the goodies on the menu and relax! But no one looks as good as my wife!
You find yourself lost in a foreign city but have already told your party you are quite familiar with it.
a) You dash into a bistro alone to get directions
b) you admit that you really don't know Paris
c) you pretend to have blurry vision and can't see where you are going..

ha ha - since I would panic - there would be no way but to choose "B" LOL
And I laughed at your "D" answer - you are so silly LOL
You just had an anorectal surgery and nothing is going the way you expected .You :
A) Give it 3 weeks before you ask for second opinion
B) Already start making "plan B"of going to Mayo

C) jump of the cliff
D) go with the flow

B) give it two (2) weeks, Fissy!! I mean, Sally!
And chill out, now is the time to get all drugged up to the point you don't care!! Just don't do like Lecia and fall down the stairs!
You is gonna make it, child!!
You is, you is, you is!!
You board a plane on a trans-atlantic flight. Soon you see the pilot get on board. He is wearing dark glasses and using a stick to find his way.
On the intercom you hear him say, "Don't worry folks, this bay-bee can fly itself!"
a) you puke on yourself right then and there
b) You start a mass-panic on the plane and injure a stewardess trying to get to the emergency exit
c) You pray like you never have prayed in your life before and cross your fingers and ask God for forgiveness of all your sins.
d) you calmly ask a flight attendant which movie is playing.

First a), and than b) !!!
You are on the famous sandy beach full of people. You stroll carelessly down the ocean front and see a glimpse of a bunch of teens sunbathing nude.
You :
a) make a sharp turn and go back
b) keep walking and develop fantastic peripheral vision abilities all of the sudden
c) join the happy crowd
d) jump in the sea to cool down and than walk back